In a cafe

Looking for a sandwich, I go to the counter :

“Hi, can you tell me what sandwiches you have please?”

“What do you want love?”

“I’d like to know which sandwiches you have”

“Yes, but we’ve got rather a lot, what sort of sandwiches do you like?”

“I like lots of different fillings, could you run through them please?”

We’ve got cheese, ham, tuna?”

“…Any others?”

“well, egg? What do you want?”

“So you just have cheese, ham, tuna and egg.”

“no, we’ve got lots more than that? But I need to know the kind of thing you want?”

“”I’d really like to know the range of fillings you have on your board”

She sighs irritatedly.

“Oh, alright, we’ve got, cheddar with red onion chutney and rocket, egg anchovy and lettuce, smoked ham with jarlsberg and avocado, Cajon tuna with sweetcorn, coronation chicken with green peppers, tiger prawns with iceberg lettuce and lemon mayo, falafel with chilli mayo and smoked salmon cream cheese and gherkin.”

 

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  1. Nikki-music camp, the one with the ducks.2 March 2020 at 20:16

    Falafels and chilli mayo sounds good.

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